Sunday, June 19, 2005

Special Day

Today, we should take some time to think about a very influential person in our life. This person has been with us through think and thin. Showing us the true meaning of life. Helping us achieve goals that we thought we might never accomplish. Yes, its a day to remember THE BULLY.

Yes, the bullies in our live made us who we are: a traumatized adult, full of emotional scars that neosporin cannot help heal. We must thank the bully for helping us accomplish feats such as running for our lives, becoming more and more unnoticeable so you wouldn't beat us up for one day. And of course who can forget how the bully helped us lose weight by stealing our lunch money. Ah, the memories.

And so for all the wedgies, purple nurples, indian rubs and wet willies... We salute you, may you realize that we are better than you, and not beat us up for it.

crying in the fetal position in a dark corner:

UndR

1 Comments:

At 11:42 PM, June 19, 2005, Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Who can forget the bullies in their life? You know the girls in the bathroom that bullies you and you run for your older(2 minutes) sister to take care of them!

 

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