Sunday, June 26, 2005

Wonder Briefs?

Ok, these are some of the new briefs that are supposed revolutionize our underwear wearing experience. It (blushing) enhances your god given talents. It resembles the wonder-bra technology. These are actual brands of said undergarments. I couldn't make this up.

Please feel free to comment or send me a pair to try on. Boxers are my underwear of choice. Of course I own 235 tighty whiteys and 2 boxer shorts. go figure.

1.ADAM PLUS EVE ($25; adam pluseve.com). A center seam in the pouch holds everything up; less fabric at the hips prevents bunching under tight jeans. How it feels: "Like wearing your mother's underwear." Watch out for a wedgie.
2. UNICO ($15; freshpair.com). This pair is cup-shaped to enhance what nature gave you. Comes with a strip of mesh, if you prefer to walk on the wild side. How it feels: "Too tight. I don't think I could wear them for more than an hour."
3. C-IN2 ($15; freshpair.com). A microfiber sling is sewn into the pouch. Slip it on for a lift-and-separate effect (not unlike your girlfriend's bra). How it feels: "Damn sexy." Still, "it could use some instructions."
4. DSQUARED ($79 at Saks Fifth Avenue). These ride lower and the pouch is cut shorter for extra lift. How it feels: "These did fill [me] out more—and they're still fairly comfortable."



"lift and separate effect"? I don't want to know


Uncomfortably yours,


UNdr

5 Comments:

At 7:11 AM, June 27, 2005, Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

I will purchase you 7 prs of #3. A pair for each day of the week. You cell mates in prison will love these :) LOL
Love, Linda

 
At 10:57 AM, June 27, 2005, Blogger GlitterGlamGirl05 said...

well if you got the Dsquared version you wouldn't have to put a cucumber wrapped in tinfoil down your pants like the guitarist in Spinal Tap. LOL.

 
At 1:24 PM, June 27, 2005, Blogger j2 said...

i personally never look at the bulge of a man's pants. never have. is this for gay men or the type of metrosexual dudes that wear super tight shirts to show off their upper body?

this idea is really lame. you didn't make this up?

 
At 4:58 PM, June 27, 2005, Blogger Carissa said...

If these are anything like push-up bras, say goodbye to your little swimmers.

I don't think many women really look at packages.

Carissa

 
At 12:11 PM, June 28, 2005, Anonymous Julie said...

Hey, not true! I always try to guess:) Nah, I'm kidding. But C-IN2's sound sexy.

 

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