Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Do look I fat in this? Not to me, but to everybody else you do

According to some research, when men are fat they are really fat. Yes, woman have done it again. Even when they are fat, they are not as fat as men. Oh that is really fair! Its bad enough we die before women, but now, we are fat on a whole 'nother level.

This of course makes me feel good.

By the Way, I am thirty as of yesterday. No, no, please no greetings or gifts, I wanted a quiet and somber coming of age. I still feel like I'm in the 10th grade(11th grade Canadian. Hi Dewey!)

I remember when I turned six, I asked my mom "Mamma, I'm six. Does this mean I won't cry because I'm a big boy now? She laughed and said "Not if I can help it"

Well, I'm thirty does this mean I will be mature from now on? Not if I can help it.

In conclusion, yes I'm thirty and no matter how skinny I get, I will always be fatter than a woman. Does life get any better?

Undr("its the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine"-rem)

PS What the hell, please pass the potatoes, extra butter and gravy!


At 6:05 AM, July 13, 2005, Blogger Terri said...

Happy Birthday for yesterday... and PS, there is one other side-effect of being over 30:
Fat or thin, Gravity will win!
Bits start sagging almost overnight ("Ok, that's it, I've been holding on for 30 years, I'm tired now!")
Actually, is that true for men too or is it just women?

At 6:33 AM, July 13, 2005, Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Happy Happy Belated Birthday! Just think in another 10 yrs you will be 40 LOL. Share some of them mashed potatoes with extra gravy! Linda

At 8:49 AM, July 13, 2005, Blogger Lori said...

Happy Birthday!! At 30 life just get started so enjoy!

At 10:05 AM, July 13, 2005, Blogger dewey said...

Happy Birthday, and Welcome to the 30 Club. I was dreading the birthday as it approached, but now that it's here, I'm having the time of my life!

At 11:00 AM, July 13, 2005, Blogger gunngirl said...

Yes, I'm also in the 30 club, and it feels funny saying it outloud, so I prefer to say 27, when asked. Anyway, Happy Belated birthday! Oh, and sorry, I can't have much sympathy for you on being fatter than women, because while you can walk around with your shirtless beer belly's out, if we have one bulge or our fat thighs showing its 'look at her? What the HELL is she thinking?!" Sorry, just had to rant.

At 11:28 AM, July 13, 2005, Blogger ramblin' girl said...

Happy (belated) Birthday. 30 was the beginning of some of my best years so far.
to your best years ahead.

At 10:05 PM, July 13, 2005, Blogger Carissa said...

Happy Belated Birthday. Don't worry about growing up. It's more fun being immature.


At 5:23 PM, July 14, 2005, Blogger j2 said...

Happy Birthday Undr!!! since 30 is the new 20, you have nothing to worry about! (at least that's what i am convincing myself of...i'll be 27 next month)

i hope you got cake and booze and all that fun stuff for your big day!

thirty, what, what!

At 11:58 PM, July 15, 2005, Blogger Underachiever said...

Thank you. Hope everyone has a good weekend. 30 aint so bad.

Love ya Homeys


At 2:26 AM, July 16, 2005, Blogger just a mom said...

Leave it to me to be 2 days behind, come in, trip over the keg fall onto the green jello sculpture and somehow still manage to get the jello sculpted hand in my bra..... The entire time yelling obscenities usually starting with "Mother" and ending with "F***ER". I would have fabulous shoes on though. And I would still give you a birthday kiss.

Mine is Saturday. I will be 31! Woo freakin' hoo! I except the same show when you come to my place, ok?


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