Monday, August 08, 2005

I'm in Love

This woman is definitely the type you wanna take home to momma. No doubt!. She weighs a startling 99lbs and can eat a truck driver to shame.(Sorry, don't mean to stereotype, I mean just the fat ones)

So next time you are dateless on a Friday night, remember maybe you need to learn a skill like eating 35 bratwurst. Show a little initiative. I'm just saying, is all.

Grossed out, but smitten:

Undr(Rolaids, anyone?)

PS On a serious tip: Peter Jennings passed away this weekend. He is one of my childhood heroes.(I wanted to become a journalist, remember?) I just wanted to give him a final shoutout. Thanks.


At 1:55 PM, August 08, 2005, Blogger dewey said...

Is it just me, or did reading about some of the eating records she holds make you throw up in your mouth a little bit?

As for Peter, he's an ex-pat, but we still loved him here too. Fare thee well, news man!

At 1:55 PM, August 08, 2005, Blogger dewey said...

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At 7:01 PM, August 08, 2005, Blogger Jen-Nae said...

Um...that's just gross. Now she probably wont eat for a week.

-On a serious note, it so sad that Peter Jennings died of lung cancer. Same thing took my grandpa. Hang in there.

At 10:44 PM, August 08, 2005, Blogger grody jo-dee said...

i think this is the kind of woman that my mother-in-law wishes for. instead of a nice, normal (well as far as she knows anyway) girl like me, she could have a champion brat eater. now, if the brat eater had child bearin' hips, blond hair, and blue eyes, i'd be out on the street in no time. the family roots are in alabama, you know.

At 10:45 PM, August 08, 2005, Blogger grody jo-dee said...

p.s. i think it's really sad about peter jennings too. it's sad to watch the icons of your life pass away.

At 11:42 PM, August 08, 2005, Blogger No-L said...

Sounds like an expensive date, don't get too attached.

At 2:05 AM, August 09, 2005, Blogger just a mom said...

Peter Jennings.... mine was Katherine Hepburn and Barbara Walters. I was the news anchor for our closed circuit news channel in high school. Peter was the first person I remember watching for news. His voice was like velvet and he always looked like a genuine real person - like someone you could actually touch. He will be missed greatly.

At 12:41 PM, August 09, 2005, Blogger GlitterGlamGirl05 said...

was she in the coney island hot dog eating contest too?


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