Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Teacher, Teacher!!!! You forgot to give us homework!

Dear Undies,

Let me start by saying you guys are the greatest. (hey, just like me!) Thanks for commenting and asking your questions on the last posts. Forgive me for not posting, in like, two days. I like some posts to age. Ferment if you will.

You have done well my lil' grasshoppas.
I must give you another assignment, although, I continue to welcome your questions. Remember, I have so much knowledge that I want to share, so please feel free to delve in to my vat of knowledgeable knowledge.

Now back to the assignment:
From the Japanese root words Hai(which means Hi!) and Ku (which means Coo)
Actually, my little sushi rolls, Haiku is a type of poem that consists of three lines of approximately 5, 7, and 5 phonetic units which correspond to syllables in English. (Read wikipedia for rest of definition.)
And that being said or written or said, I would like you, the undies, my little kimonos, to write a Haiku .
It could be about anything. For example: Your kids, your family life, your undying desire to make me yours, your car, your boat, your undying desire to make me yours, your pets, your blog, your undying desire to make me yours or anything else*
Here is one of mine:
Poison Ivy Butt
Toilet paper Leaf was not
Must Scratch Christian Parts.
You see? It's not difficult. Please send me your Hiakus. Or post them on your blog if you have a little blogger's block. (Fee will be required) Just let me know.
Love ya, mean it.
Undr(Sake(Sah-Key) anyone?)
*which also includes your undying desire to make me yours, coincidently.


At 1:51 AM, August 02, 2005, Blogger just a mom said...

Under is so hot
He's in my most secret thoughts
Don't you think he's tops?

~ Mom

At 9:15 AM, August 02, 2005, Blogger Lori said...

Smells like peaches,
Tastes like peaches.

At 12:49 PM, August 02, 2005, Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Dark clouds. Rain drops falling. Stormy Mississippi afternoon.

At 1:03 PM, August 02, 2005, Blogger grody jo-dee said...

i can't remember

anything at all, at all.

baby stole my brainpower.

the end.

might i suggest a limerick-a-thon next? i think i do better with leprechaun images.

At 3:36 PM, August 02, 2005, Blogger ChristianBikerGal said...

Christian Biker Gear

looks good on bikers anywhere

Search the net to buy

At 5:56 PM, August 02, 2005, Blogger gunngirl said...

God, I can't do poetry. Not even Haiku's. Which was just mentioned on a Buffy episode I watched yesterday. I love that show. ;)

At 10:42 PM, August 02, 2005, Blogger No-L said...

It's my first Haiku

Made on my Mac for you to see

Aren't you proud of me

PS. Grody I think you have CRS disease.

At 1:39 AM, August 03, 2005, Blogger ramblin' girl said...

work has been insane
life has been even more so
can't wait to relax

At 10:50 AM, August 03, 2005, Anonymous Julie said...

Must use words too few
No like this Yoda-esque speech
So I hate Haiku

At 4:13 PM, August 03, 2005, Blogger ramblin' girl said...

for a friend:

far away you've gone.
in my heart you'll always stay.
even if that's all.

At 10:44 PM, August 04, 2005, Blogger Underachiever said...

Dear all the Haikuers:

Great Job! I am so proud of you.

Makes me want to adopt all of you and let you work in my sweatshop.(Motto: 5 cents a day? Eh! It's a living.)


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