Monday, November 28, 2005

Deep thoughts. 11/28/05

Dear Undies:

I apologize for not posting in like two days. I know most of you were wondering; "Where in the world is Undr San Diego?" Well, I was entertaining friends and family. Coincidently they were also off this weekend. Go figure. I was busy, but late at night, I was creeping around and reading your blogs. Of course that was after downloading Por...uh banana nut bread recipes. Yeah, that's what I was doing. Anyways, This space is reserved for deep thoughts.

Deep thoughts is becoming a regular habit like biting off my knuckle skin, which I totally don't do!

Last week's question had to do with the last meal I would have. Let me answer it, because I have to fill in this space anyways. My last meal is simple. I would love to have a New York Style Pizza with Coke(not the drug, but the drink) The Coke has to specifically be in a wax paper cup and the ice has to be crushed. Why? It reminds me of my childhood. I figure, if I'm about to get 1 billion volts of electricity shooting through my body, I might as well, think about something nice. Right after I show remorse for my chinchilla killing spree, that is. (They were asking for it!)

Anyways, that was dumb. This weeks question is...uh..I'm thinking...I'm thinking...

ah yes. What is your relationship deal breaker? Whether it's physical or emotional what is that one thing that you can not stand. So much so that it would force you to end a relationship. For example, perhaps you cannot stand someone who dresses up like a lame superhero(Captain Aardvark). Or someone who has a head the size of a watermelon on steroids . Or someone who continues to send all their back-hair to mom to put in her scrapbook. Whatever it is shallow or deep, let me know. If not, at least just say hello and go away nicely. Just kidding, stay and have some punch.

Love,

Undr

PS If you don't like this question. Here is another one: If Undr told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it in 5 seconds or 10 seconds? This question sucks. So just answer the other one. Love ya mean it.

PPS: Thanks for participating in WHWLTW? I laughed, I cried, and I wet myself. (not in that particular order.) Love ya, I really mean it!

17 Comments:

At 7:15 AM, November 28, 2005, Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

For me it in this relationship is has been the constant negativity, put me downs, the fact he rather believe fiction than the truth. The rude comments he makes over every lil thing I say or do. Also I would have to say the years of having to listen to country music!
Thank you for the punch excuse me while I sneak off in the corner and spike it. heehee
p.s.
Do you have any more of your famous slice and bake cookies??

 
At 10:00 AM, November 28, 2005, Blogger Shannon said...

Hmmmm I'd say... if he chews with his mouth open and smacks his lips while doing so! Grrrrrrr! That bites the big one! But on a serious note, if he is neglectful...spends too much time away, or is just plain ole' rude and arrogant, ( I would never be with anoyone who is conceited)... that about does it!=)

 
At 10:46 AM, November 28, 2005, Blogger cherish said...

For me it would be lying. I absolutely hate lying. I can pretty much tolerate anything if my partner is honest with me. Well except no sense of humor, chewing with mouth open, farting, belching, spitting, cussing, smoking, drugs, alcohol hmmmm wow there is much I do not tolerate. No wonder everyone calls me a bitch. POUTS

 
At 11:56 AM, November 28, 2005, Blogger Gareth said...

Relationship deal breaker - good question, dumb but good lol. Ok well I hate women who are too full of themselves. I don't want to know that you had 16 b/fs before me and how they are totally scared by you for life because you were just that damn good. Not a good way to start a relationship!
And I'd jump in 5 seconds ... hey I'll try anything once haha.

 
At 12:11 PM, November 28, 2005, Blogger SuperSpyGal said...

Lying to me is a deal breaker....well....lying and getting caught....you can lie to me all you want, just don't let me catch you, because that is stupid....and stupid liars are unacceptable !!...at least if a guy lies and doesnt get caught it means he put some effort into NOT getting caught, but if he's lax on the effort dept. it means he doesn't care, which makes him a STUPID, UNCARING LIAR......and that is even MORE unnacceptable then your ordinary run of the mill stupid liar.....ya see....so my answer is..STUPID, UNCARING LIAR!!..uh huh..yup !

 
At 12:33 PM, November 28, 2005, Blogger High Desert Diva said...

...hhmmm...I'd have to say gills...either that or an addiction to fast food...yuck!

 
At 2:20 PM, November 28, 2005, Blogger muse-in-training said...

If they're a Republican.

 
At 3:13 PM, November 28, 2005, Blogger GlitterGlamGirl05 said...

What is your relationship deal breaker?

Simple if he's a politician I'll chop his weiner off and stick it where the sun don't shine. I'm pleasant today aren't I?

 
At 3:14 PM, November 28, 2005, Blogger GlitterGlamGirl05 said...

Oh yeah and I'd jump in 10 seconds because I'm afriad of heights.

LOL.

 
At 3:36 PM, November 28, 2005, Blogger Sadie Lou said...

Hmmm...
Why do you have to ask such a heavy question? I guess being unfaithful would have me wondering if it was over. I mean, how could a person that loves you DO that to you?

On a lighter note, if you told me to jump, I'd ask you to hold my hand and we'd count to three and jump at the same time--no way I'm doing something like that alone.

 
At 4:07 PM, November 28, 2005, Blogger rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

having a gun pulled on me in bed. course there are folks who like that

 
At 5:44 PM, November 28, 2005, Blogger Missuz J said...

I can't be with anyone who I feel isn't as smart as I am. I guess that makes me both an intellectual snob and insecure--but there you have it.

 
At 6:42 PM, November 28, 2005, Blogger Underachiever said...

Lindy:

Hey the punch tastes funny!

Shannono:
I feel the same way. I hate conceited people especially since I am the best.

Cherishina:
Lying sucks. Farting blows!

Supery:

I am rolling on the floor. You are too funny. No lying here!



Gary-Gareth:
That usually happens with Female escorts. They have to brag and crap!

Diva:

Gills are attractive to me and webbed toes are so hot.

Musey:

I am a Repubocrat. Whew!

Glitter:

I was gonna run for mayor of my town but you've made me reconsider.

Sadilicious:

Cheaters suck!

I'll hold your hand until the edge and lovingly push you off! hahaha

Rev Gish:

hahahaha! Been there, done that!

Missuzj:

You cute little intellectual snob you.

 
At 9:04 PM, November 28, 2005, Blogger dewey said...

My deal breaker? Weakness of character. For example:

Me: What do you want to do on Friday?

Him: Whatever you want to do!

Me: No, seriously, I asked you because I'm out of ideas. You pick this time...

Him: I just want to do whatever you want to do.

CRAP! You hang your hat on a guy like that, and the next thing you know, his pansy-ass is sending you a Dear John email.

Be an asshole, that's fine. Just mean it!

 
At 9:46 PM, November 28, 2005, Blogger Ben O. said...

Dude - this one is a tad tough.

Deal breaker . . . I guess not actually being a female would be hard to overcome. Excessive yodeling is also not cool.

Ben O.

I ain't jumpin' no matter what you say.

 
At 11:08 PM, November 28, 2005, Blogger gunngirl said...

Hmmm, a deal breaker in a relationship?

What comes to mind is making snide and slick comments about what I like, how I look, what I like to do. I hate that kind of stuff. It's not funny and just because you try and make it into a joke doesn't make it funny either.

Also, I'm not jumping either. Or rather, I'll jump after you. Even more, I'd ask why you'd want me to kill myself. But if you were willing to jump with me, I'd hold your hand and we'd Thelma and Louise it together.

 
At 11:20 AM, November 29, 2005, Blogger Clumsy ;) said...

Ooooh. The deal breaker would be if I get dumped. But then again, there's always the option of begging... But if I beg the guy, and he takes me back, and then dumps me again - that's it!!!

 

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