Monday, November 21, 2005

Deep thoughts

Dear Undies:

I appreciate your particpation in last week's WWYDTW? I hope all your weekendian plans were a success and that someone posted bail for you. If not, whatever you do, don't drop the soap! You know, because it gets all hairy and stuff. It's quite unsanitary, if you ask me.

Anyways, it's time once again, for Deep thoughts. Last week's question was ...umm... I can't remember. However This week's inquiry reflects the true spirit of the upcoming holiday. That's right, it is Groundhog's day on Thursday!

Here is this week's question...

If you were on death row about to be executed, what would you choose as your last meal?

(Submitted by: Inmate 128473 Shawshank Prison, Shawshank Prairie, Nebraska. Thanks Biff!)

What is your answer? Let me know, if not make it up!



PS If you have any questions you'd like to submit, leave it in the comments section, email me or just tie a note to a brick and throw it through my window. Love ya, mean it!


At 1:11 AM, November 21, 2005, Blogger j2 said...

crab cakes, crab legs and sushi

and lot sof it.

my drink of choice?

non-alcoholic, sweet tea
alcoholic (if that's possible, probably not), crown and ginger.

and desert would be a joint (i definetly know that that's not an option though)

At 1:13 AM, November 21, 2005, Blogger j2 said...

i meant "dessert" not "desert", b/c dessert spelled backwards is "stressed" and lord knows i'd be stressed and in serious need of dessert.

At 6:16 AM, November 21, 2005, Blogger Lori said...

Let see I would like a nice T-Bone, shrimp, 2 liter of Mountain Dew and 1 lb of Ice Cubes chocolate. I almost forgot one bag of Cape Cod potato chips also.

At 8:36 AM, November 21, 2005, Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

First off sorry for the 3 broken windows. I tried to find the smallest bricks. I would want a bowl of homemade chili with cornbread. 3 liter of Dr.Pepper with lots of ice. For desert a triple chocolate cake with icecream smoothered in hersheys syrup. Your check is in the mail to replace the windows. mucho luvo to u underooo, Lindy Lin

At 9:16 AM, November 21, 2005, Blogger Shannon said...

Hmmmm I am thinking that something Italian would do the trick... maybe lasagna or chicken parm... to drink- A diet pepsi ( gotta look good for hell) and maybe strawberry shortcake to finish it off.

At 12:16 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger glomgold said...

Maybe a nice filet mignon followed by steamed blue crabs followed by a slice of cheesecake then sausage pizza, babyback ribs, cornbread, paella, another slice of cheese cake, banana milkshake, sweet & sour pork, whatever else I can find. If I'm gonna empty the contents of my colon when they fry me, I guess I'll empty as much as possible.

At 12:21 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger cherish said...

Stuffed Lobster
Broiled Crabcake
Mint Chocolate Chip icecream

At 1:05 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger SuperSpyGal said...

Found your blog on Shannon's links....Very entertaining ! :-)

To answer the question......I'd say anything that would make a big impression once it made its way up OR out during the final stages of death...something colorful to remember me by ;-)

At 1:26 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger DelBoy said...

For starters: Grilled King Prawns

As the main, it would have to be the biggest, juiciest steak (at least 1kg) they could find.

And dessert has got to be Cookie Dough and blueberry cheesecake.

Washed down with a bottle of Malbec Argento red or Dr Pepper if alcohol isn't allowed!

Now I've made myself hungry!

At 1:37 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger Liz said...

I would request - to start - about 4 lbs of peel and eat shrimp with Matthew McConaughey to peel them for me. That would be followed by Seafood Paella from Spoodles in Orlando, FL. It was and still is the best meal I have had in about 10 years. And dessert would be a simple hot fudge sundae with vanilla ice cream. To drink would be water, milk, white wine and a Captain and Ginger with a nice strong cup of coffee to finish it off.

At 1:38 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger Liz said...

Oh I forgot to mention - Matthew McConaughey would be shirtless and would feed me the shrimp.

What - they don't allow visitors at the last meal...c'mon cut me some slack - I'm gonna be dead in less than 24 hours.

At 3:31 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger Gareth said...

Good question Undertabler! My last meal would be Shepherd's pie and fries. Yummy. And a big bottle of coke to wash it down. Then I can belch my way through the execution, haha.
And where the heck where you? I knocked on your door at the weekend to help you with the passage making but you didn't answer! What is up with that?!

At 3:58 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger shipkicker said...

we dont have death row in canada. oh wait, is that one of those questions where i'm supposed to like 'suspend my reality' and just answer? i dont have an answer. because i would eat everything until i puked. most things would involve cheese and baked goods.

At 4:00 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger Terri said...

I'd start with Tzatziki dip & toasted pita bread; Followed up with king prawns fried in garlic butter, with grilled salmon and parsley sauce on the side. For dessert... Banoffi pie as made at the little Italian restaurant that used to be across the road from our previous apartment. All of this washed down with a nice rose wine; with dessert, a cup of coffee from the coffee bar in the middle of Schipol airport in Amsterdam because it is still the best coffee I've ever tasted.

At 4:23 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger SuperSpyGal said...

WAIT !!....I changed my mind, I'll have what Liz is having except for the Seafoood !! :-)

At 6:45 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger gunngirl said...

Hmmm, I don't know. I think a deep dish Chicago style sausage pizza, fried fish, mac and cheese and the biggest fried butterfly shrimp you can find.

Both Champagne and Orange Crush

and for desert, Strawberry cheesecake ice cream, an oreo ice cream cake, and a super huge slice of vanilla cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

What's your last meal Undr?

At 7:13 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger notjoecheese said...

Haggis. I figure after three bites I'd be ready to die.

At 7:35 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger Underachiever said...


I can get you a joint but you have to shank someone for me.


Coincidentally, your cellmate is named T-bone.


Welcome back Kotter! My windows are fine. The ones you broke were my neighbor's, the cop. You are so going to the slammer!


"Gotta Look good in hell" hahahahaha!


An empty colon is a happy colon! I always say.


Simple but perfect.


Welcome! I have a suggestion: Gumbo. Whose motto is: It looks the same going in as it does coming out.


Dude, we definitely have to be executed together. Not in a gay way, more like a prison way.


Seafood Paella is awwwwwwsome!

Just for that I will allow conjugal visits with Matthew What's his face.


Secret Passages, digging an escape tunnel..same difference.


Now who in their right mind would execute you? You are an executie patootie. But if I may suggest, I would say Baked Ziti. its cheesy and baked. kill two birds, I always say.


That menu is a totally serial killer meal. What do you think this is a friggin Bistro? Love ya Ter'

SSgaly-gal: Sorry Matthew is taken but we have Mini me as a replacement.

Gunny: Perfect!

Come On! One more bite. Open wide for the food plane. AAAAH.



PS Thank you for your comments. You guys are swell. *as I pull down the switch* ZZZAAAAPPP!

At 9:51 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger GlitterGlamGirl05 said...

If you were on death row about to be executed, what would you choose as your last meal?

Hmm...does alcohol count? I'd drink myself to oblivion then I wouldn't be any wiser.

At 10:01 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger dewey said...

Who'd have time to eat? I'd be so busy trying to get my country's government to repeal the death penalty that... Oh wait, my country's government already DID repeal the death penalty...

Now that we're only speaking hypothetically, I'd have a shitload of garlic bread with cheese, a big bowl of spaghetti and meat balls with lots of spices, with a truly obscene amount of red wine to wash it down. And chocolate tartufo.

At 11:44 PM, November 21, 2005, Blogger Missuz J said...

I'm such a hick. Fried chicken and mashed potatoes with lots of gravy. Desert is pie pie pie! A la mode if you please.

Can one drink Cosmopolitans with fried chicken?

At 12:01 AM, November 22, 2005, Blogger Underachiever said...


With all that alcohol, you would become flammable. Cool!


Actually I picture you taking down the guards and escaping, while eating the spazghetti.

Ma'am J:

Your Hickness is cool. But a cosmopolitan? Come on! I thought maybe some bathtub gin or moonshine.




Post a Comment

<< Home

Free Hit Counters
Free Hit Counter Creative Commons License
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.5 License.