Tuesday, November 29, 2005

When doves cry and poop

Dear Undies,

I was perusing through my linky links section and I realized that perusing is a funny word. Also, I realized that Janie of Janie fame had a new blog. I was a little late finding out about it because someone didn't tell me. As you know Janie is a funny gal from somewhere in the northern hemisphere. She wrote a beautiful little post about crying. If you haven't read it, it's because someone probably didn't tell you either. Because I loved this post so much, I begged her to let me use it at da Corner. Of course, she hasn't actually given me permission. Probably, because someone hasn't ..uh ok this joke is getting old.

Anyways, at the risk of getting beat up by Janie because someone won't protect me, I will give you a list of things that make me cry.

1. Onions

2. Getting kicked in the nads. i.e. nuts, family jewels, babalones, etc.

3. Sad movies. Like "Life is beautiful", "The Champ", "ET", and "Debbie does dallas 17"

4. Art. Like when I went to the Louvre in Paris, I actually shed a tear at some of the art work. Oh and "Dogs Playing Poker" is another tear jerker. This was not seen at the Louvre but at Lou's Trailer.

5. Children Suffering

6. Poetry

7. Unrequited Love

8. Regrets

9. Music

10. Airports. It has been the back drop to too many goodbyes.

11. My stupid mistakes.

12 Knowing I could never be with you.

Well, these are a few of the things that make me have something in my eye. Cuz I don't cry. Big boys don't cry!

If this isn't too painful share with me what makes you cry. If not, then...waaaaaaaah! Hey that's another one.

love,

undr(cry baby)


PS Thanks for your particpation in Deep thoughts. You guys are sooo deep! It makes me all teary-eyed. Love ya, mean it!

17 Comments:

At 3:49 AM, November 29, 2005, Blogger gunngirl said...

1. Animals suffering

2.Wildlife being eaten by other wildlife (Lions killing Zebra's, Eagles killing Kangroo's etc.)

3. Music

4. Forbidden relationships/unrequited love

5. My bills

6. Murder/rape or torture of children

7. The ending of The Wiz, for some reason. I think it's the swelling music when Dorothy runs home and I know the adventure is really over. (yes, I'm lame)

8. When an animal dies/gets hurt in a movie

9. Sad movies/moments or animated features (like when Scar killed Simba's father in the Lion King, or movies like The Last of the Mohicans, Titantic or about Slavery or the Holocaust)

10. Bad news

11. Sad commercials

12. Someone yelling at me

Okay, I think that's enough. And of course you know you only make me cry when you go away Undr! I cry and cry until you return. hee. oh and what's up with these long ass word verications now? Sheesh

my word? akwusguz. WTF?

 
At 9:35 AM, November 29, 2005, Blogger muse-in-training said...

I don't know how to cry. I'm a stone cold killer, beeyotch.

Okay, seriously, recently I find myself crying most often over simple frustration.

 
At 10:08 AM, November 29, 2005, Blogger High Desert Diva said...

I COULD tell you what makes me cry but then I'd have to kill you ;)

 
At 10:46 AM, November 29, 2005, Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

1-onions always make me cry
2-sad movies
3-movies with a happy ending
4-suffering children
5-the poor animals you seen on the news in New Orleans that was stranded on roof tops
6-sad commercials
7-good byes
8-being yelled at
9-for lost love
10-painful memories always makes me cry
11-I think I am going to cry writing this comment
12-I agree with gungirl cry when you go away we luvs ya Undr!

 
At 10:58 AM, November 29, 2005, Blogger rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

i can't make a list up now i am still crying over the whole brad pitt thing. sniff*

 
At 2:50 PM, November 29, 2005, Blogger anika said...

That's a nice list, Undr. And just because I wouldn't protect you from the wrath of Janie doesn't mean I don't love you :)

 
At 2:50 PM, November 29, 2005, Blogger Shannon said...

Losta things make me cry...

Ummmmm...yea.... ummmmmm..ok here it is...

1. onions ( ewww )
2. stress
3. death
4. any child that is in pain
5. hurt animals
6. when my friends hurt
7. when a police man or fire man is injured or worse
8. 9-11
9. poor elderly people ( I know weird)
10. sad movies
11. war

 
At 2:57 PM, November 29, 2005, Blogger Janie said...

well, of course you can use my post! i am sincerely sorry for leaving you out of the loop. it's not my fault; my relatives read my old blog and knew too much information, so it was necessary to take precautions with my new one. of course, everyone in bloggerdom is invited!

 
At 4:16 PM, November 29, 2005, Blogger SuperSpyGal said...

Oh, yea..like I'm gonna tell everyone what makes me cry so you can all gang up on me and make fun of me...mock me constantly and talk behind my back....make up insulting nicknames for me and point and laugh...I think NOT....

Is this the paranoids anonymous meeting???...ooops, sorry, wrong blog !

I only cry during baseball, because "there is NO crying in baseball !"

 
At 4:41 PM, November 29, 2005, Blogger Sadie Lou said...

poop is my favorite word and almost anything could make me cry under the right circumstances--even poop.

 
At 6:50 PM, November 29, 2005, Blogger shipkicker said...

undi,
maybe if we do a duet to endless love you can cry tears of joy. i know i do just thinking about it.
love shippy

 
At 11:24 PM, November 29, 2005, Blogger Jen-Nae said...

I didnt know she had a new blog...hmph!
Things that make me cry:

-Seeing animals or children hurt in anyway

-happy stories on Oprah and Extreme Home Makeover ect.

-the thought of loosing a member of my family

-when a friend doesnt give back the same friendship that you give to them

-having my heart broken

-fighting with anyone...Im a big baby

-when Im embarrassed, I always cry

-actually I cry alot...see above.

 
At 12:25 AM, November 30, 2005, Blogger notjoecheese said...

I cry during uncomfortable silences... which doesn't help any.

 
At 6:15 AM, November 30, 2005, Blogger Lori said...

Superspygal that is one of my favorite sayings "Theres no crying in baseball" I use it for everything "Theres no crying in folding laundry" "Theres no crying in washing the dishes" LOL. PS: Mucho grande luvo Undr!

 
At 1:07 PM, November 30, 2005, Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

great post undr! I'm with Jen-nae...i cry alot.

did you know when you cry you actually release poison from your body?

aaaah...there's a reason for everything...

i cried yesterdy on the way home hating the fact that i'm back at work and then again at March of the Penguins.

poop.

 
At 1:34 PM, November 30, 2005, Blogger Terri said...

A few months ago I'd cry at anything or nothing - I even cried one day cos I broke an egg.
BUT the good news is I've stepped back into Terriland so once again the only things that make me cry are:
- onions
- that scene in "Ghost" where Patrick Swayze reappears and kisses Demi Moore near the end {sniff}
- saying goodbye to loved ones
- a severe case of frustration, but not very often

Cool post, Undr!

 
At 2:39 PM, November 30, 2005, Blogger Gareth said...

Geesh dude you cry alot! I'm going to go away now and have a cry for you because I believe that a problem cried about is a problem halved :-b

 

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