Friday, November 11, 2005

WHWLTW? If you scratch it will get worse. You scratched it!

Well aaahl be. If it ain't another WHWLTW? Whooeeee!

That's right boys, girls and goats, it's time once again for the most anticipated, overrated, constipated segment here at the Underachiever's Corner Muffler Shop and Bakery. It's time for What Have We Learned This Week? It is just like a MTV but without Laguna Beach.(Sorry J2)

Here's how this durn thing works. I tell you what I learned and you tell me what you learned. Any simpler and a monkey would be typing this. Down Cheetah! Down! Bad Monkey!

Here is what I learned:

1. Hot dog buns can be used for ham and cheese sandwiches when you are sick and have no sandwich bread or hot dogs for that matter.

2 When you are sick, Nyquil is the night-time-sniffling-sneezing-coughing-aching-wake up-on the-floor-because-you-fell-out-of-bed-so-you-can-rest medicine.

3 Daytime TV sucks! If I see Judge Judy again, I may just shoot myself!

4 I still had my appetite despite my sickness. General Tso's chicken is the best! I salute you General Tso, sir!

5 I learned that I have some very nice bloggy friends. Thanks for you're love, get well wishes and occasional sexual harassment. I especially liked the headless lawn gnomes you put in my front yard. They were so festive.

This is what I learned this week. Sorry. I was sick for 3 days. But you have no excuse. What did you learn this week? Let me know, if not make it up!

Love,

Undr

PS Thanks again for your comments on this and my other posts. Oh yeah, and don't forget to support the Linky-links. I promise they are on their medication. At least I hope so. Love ya, mean it.


Note: I did WHWLTW a little earlier than usual, because later today, I'm driving to Orlando. I visiting my sick grandparents. Grampa had open heart surgery yesterday and he's been battling prostate cancer. And Grandma, well she isn't doing too good either. So, I'll just drive down, visit them and be back on Sunday, I hope. Anyways, what do you want me to bring you back? Mickey Mouse souvenirs? Nah, I don't think they have that in Orlando. See ya!

Quote of the Week: "Put it in the Baby Book!"

23 Comments:

At 6:22 AM, November 11, 2005, Blogger Lori said...

I learned that some people are not whom they appear to be and will be lying to you and you dont know it.

 
At 7:52 AM, November 11, 2005, Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

I learnt that you do not back up in the fog when you cant see a foot in front of you. Cause if you do it requires locking the Toyota in 4wheel drive to get out. Also you can blame it on the fog not that you was trying to light a smoke while attempting it, who knew that the ditch had a down tree in it. So I dun learnt a lot!
mucho luvo, Lindy-Lin
p.s.
Stop by Lori's on your way to Orlando and demand her Pearl Jam cd and then run like hell after requiring it. While in her area stop at the gas station by her house and I will take a large coffee with french vanilla cappucinno in it.

ppss. Dont foget to put the chocolate sprinkles on top :)

 
At 12:09 PM, November 11, 2005, Blogger muse-in-training said...

I've been sick too, and I learned that you can't expect a man to baby you when you're sick.

 
At 1:27 PM, November 11, 2005, Blogger j2 said...

i'm glad you're back in working order, undi. i hope your drive down to orlando isn't so long and boring. i am sorry to hear about your sick grandpa and grandma. don't forget to squeeze them a little extra.

ILTW that dial-up internet sucks when you are trying to register for classes online.

ILTW that LB is returning for a third season but now they're all in LA and friends with celebs and it just won't be the same.

love, your immature, boring, blogging bud, jeanne

 
At 1:38 PM, November 11, 2005, Blogger Sadie Lou said...

What the heck, yo? I LOVE Judge Judy! I also have been watching too much reality TV. I have seen episodes of Laguna Beach, My Fair Brady, The Surreal Life and Miss Seventeen.
I swear I'm not 13. I'm going on 30.
Of all those--Miss Seventeen is the one I most love to hate. I'm glad you're feeling better.

NyQuil comes in plastic cups so that when you fall to your knees in the kitchen, you don't cut your face on the glass...

 
At 2:05 PM, November 11, 2005, Blogger Terri said...

ILTW that 'squall-ey showers' mean the wind wind blows so hard that the rain falls sideways and upwards under the brolly that is attempting to turn you into Mary Poppins.

 
At 3:37 PM, November 11, 2005, Blogger notjoecheese said...

i lernd how ot tipe/

 
At 3:46 PM, November 11, 2005, Blogger shipkicker said...

it seems to have escaped my attention that you were sick. had i known, i would have fed-ex'd you some chicken soup with extra noodles, and perhaps some soda crackers. thats what you yanks call them isnt it?
but on another note, sorry to hear that your grandparents are not doing so well. you dont have to bring me anything back, just give them a hug for me and they will be in my thoughts.

 
At 6:59 PM, November 11, 2005, Blogger gunngirl said...

Glad you're back and LOL at #1. Been there.

I didn't learn anything this week, but I'm stunned at how fast Thanksgiving is creeping up. Before I know it it'll be Christmas.

Oh, and when you're sick besides regular TV, VCR's and DVD's are my best friends.

 
At 12:05 AM, November 12, 2005, Blogger Ashley said...

I learned that I have got to start blogging more, or my blogging friends actually fall ill from missing me so much. Sorry Undrpoo...I won't disappear again.
Love,
Ashwee Ashenheimerpooperdoo

 
At 12:19 AM, November 12, 2005, Blogger Ben O. said...

Dude - if this A+ material is what we get out here in Blogoworld when you're undr (no pun intended) the weather, then I can only imagine what it's gonna be like when you get better.

Ben O.

 
At 7:39 AM, November 12, 2005, Blogger Gareth said...

I learnt that donuts aren't always round (don't ask, long story, geesh).
Hoping your grandparents are doing better today.

 
At 3:12 PM, November 13, 2005, Blogger Stellastoria said...

I learned that netflix eliminates the need for TV and Judge Judy can be permanently replaced by an all-Samurai-movie-all-the-time channel for 20 bucks a month.

I also learned that I like this blog.

PS. This is not spam for netflix.

 
At 4:27 PM, November 13, 2005, Blogger ramblin' girl said...

Glad you're feeling better! Hope your grandparents feel better soon, too.

ILTW: just when I think I know something, something happens to prove me wrong.

 
At 4:50 PM, November 13, 2005, Blogger Shannon said...

Well Wishes to you and your's, hope all is well!

 
At 6:56 PM, November 13, 2005, Blogger Underachiever said...

Lorilemew: You can tell I'm lying when I move my lips.

Lindalemew:

I drove by Lori's and all I got was a lawnchair upside my head. Ouchies.

Muselemew:

Duh! You should so know better.
(reenactment:)

Guy: Oh I'm sick pwease hewp me!

Girl: Ok honey. Let me make you some soup.

Guy: Yay! *sucks thumb*

on the flipside:

Girl: I have some kind of malady.

Guy: Uh yeah move your head so I can watch tv. Oh and after you pressure wash the house, can you make me a sandwich?


we suck.

Jeannelemew:

Thanks! I gave em a bear hug for you.

You are so not boring, or immature. I mean, I'm 30 and I love the word "boingy" for crying outloud.

Sadielemew:

it's all fun and games until the plastic cup gets embedded in your eye. Ouchie.

Reality tv sucks but I can't stop watching. ARRRRGH!


Terrilemew:

Just for your info, I was not looking up Mary Poppins dress. Honest!

Joeylemew:

reedink is fundumendal.

Shippylemew:

aww thanks. We yanks love our soda crackers. Who the hell calls them that? I call them "crunchy love squares of death"

Love ya!

Gunnylemew:

Come on, you must've learned sumthin'. or not...

Ashweelemew:

You *cough* *cough* pwomise?

Benolemew:

It was the nyquil.
thanks bro!

Garethlemew:

Whaaaaaaaaat?! If donuts aren't always round, then there is something wrong with the universe.

Stellastorialemew:
Thanks for stopping by. You netflix spammer you.


Rambilinalemew:

I hate it when that happens. It doesn't happen often, though. I'm all knowing, remember?

Shannonlemew:

Thank you. All is well, thanks to your wishes.

love

Undrlemew.

You guys are the best. Thanks for stopping by. Make sure you pick up the Undr's Corner 2004* Calendar. Check out July. I have a thong on!.

*it's a little late, I know.

 
At 7:00 PM, November 13, 2005, Blogger Clumsy ;) said...

Oh, I have received answers for two questions (from the movie-making industry field) that have been bothering me:
1) What's on-line editing?
2) Why is the photographer's job considered important, if what he/she do is basically execute the director's orders?

 
At 7:11 PM, November 13, 2005, Blogger Clumsy ;) said...

Oh, I was late for your reply. I feel so left-out, outsider =(

Anyway, I was just gonna add that I have yet to discover how to put photos on my blog without having to register anywhere and other complications. Something to look forward to! ;)

 
At 8:22 PM, November 13, 2005, Blogger Underachiever said...

Clumsylemew:

Thanks for joining us. You will have to stay after class for being late.

You late replyer you.

Mr. Undrlemew.

 
At 8:41 PM, November 13, 2005, Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said...

I have laughed out loud reading your blog. Hope u get better!

 
At 10:41 PM, November 13, 2005, Blogger Underachiever said...

d.d.lemew:


Thank ya.

Undrlemew

 
At 10:37 AM, November 14, 2005, Blogger cherish said...

I learned who my real friends are this past two weeks.

I learned that my daughter will still drive me out of my mind regardless of my mental state. She does not care she will do whatever it takes to get her way.

I learned that my darling son even though he is 12 is still the sensitive soul he was when he was a little guy.

 
At 4:43 PM, November 15, 2005, Blogger Clumsy ;) said...

Hmmm... Staying after class... Naughty... (?) =)

 

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