Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Speaking of Amish Erotica...My perfect partner

Dear Undies:

I have been blindsided by a beautiful hockey-stick-flailing-pee-in-the-back-yard-when-she-was-little, Canadian maiden named Anika. Who loves me like the pet armadillo she never had or never wanted for that matter.

The rules are as follows: The tagged victim lists 8 different points of their perfect lover/partner, mentioning the sex of said partner. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on a post letting them know they've been tagged. If tagged before, no need to contribute.

Anyways here are 8 points that would make my partner/lover/hooker/plumber/and fry cook, perfect.

My perfect partner would be female because,they smell nice and some can cook which is good because I needs to eat.

My Perfect Partner ...
1. ...is someone I can trust.
2. ...is patient with me.
3. ...Loves me despite my flaws.
4. ...is humble
5. ...has beautiful eyes
6. ...is kind to others
7. ...loves to laugh
8. ...is someone I can talk to for hours at a time.

Ok here are the 8 cheeky monkeys that I will tag...

...aww I can't tag anyone. It just wouldn't be right, besides I run like a girl. I can never catch up with you. So, if you would like to answer this tag, go for it. If not, then, go to your room!



PS Thanks for participating in last weeks WHWLTW. I really appreciate it! Love ya, mean it!


At 9:10 AM, January 31, 2006, Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Here is my list that I had a few days ago.
1-great ass
2-sense of humor
3-must give me undivided attention
4-must give great massages
6-must not never ever or they get their fingers broken touch the bottom of my feet
7-must always provide me with chocolate
8-did I mention have a great ass??

Yep still want the following qualties in a guy. :)
huggiez hope your feeling better :)

At 10:19 AM, January 31, 2006, Blogger Shannon said...

Undie~ I was tagged already, *sniff,sniff*... Why is everybody always picking on me?? LOL

Hope you are feeling better!! Ohhh and I loved your list.. very important points there Mr.!

Have a great Day!!

At 1:09 PM, January 31, 2006, Blogger Terri said...

Great list Undr.
Mine is:
1 - A man
2 - Sense of humour
3 - By that I mean he 'gets' my s.o.h.
4 - Fun-loving
5 - Travels well (with me, preferably)
6 - Strong character
7 - Taller than me
8 - Great ass
9 - Nice smile
10 - Broad shoulders

Yep - read far too many Mills & Boon books in my youth ;-)

At 1:29 PM, January 31, 2006, Blogger grody jo-dee said...

my perfect lover (is a man):
1-always tells me the truth
2-loves to laugh
3-has integrity in all aspects of life
4-loves the way i look
5-is fair and reasonable
6-has a great smile
7-is willing to try things
8-has a great work ethic (because, let's face it, that translates to other things)

At 1:45 PM, January 31, 2006, Blogger anika said...

Undr, I love you back. AND did I mention I took a cardboard cut-out of you to the Coldplay concert? The guy behind you was annoyed because you were too tall and he couldn't see ...

At 3:15 PM, January 31, 2006, Blogger gunngirl said...

Terri--LOL at #1.

Someone you can talk to for hours? Finally a man who likes to talk! You're at the top of my list, Undr.

Okay, here's mine:

1. Loves me for what's INSIDE, (not organs, the kindness;))
2. loves/is kind to animals
3. makes me laugh
4. Is kind and doesn't laugh at my faults
5. Is attractive, especially eyes and smile
6. taller than me
7. Likes to sit and/or snuggle and talk
8. Is a little bit dorky to match my inner geek

At 7:13 PM, January 31, 2006, Blogger notjoecheese said...

1. Is female.
2. Has always been female.
3. Can drive a getaway car.
4. Smokes like a chimney.
5. Looks and sounds British, but isn't.
6. Has all her original teeth, plus several other people's.
7. Won't hesitate to put a bullet in my head, should I contract Solanum (the virus which creates zombies.)
8. Loves me for me.

At 11:29 PM, January 31, 2006, Blogger Tina said...

I'll do it here instead of blog since I got one of those things...i mean..a man, yea hehe

1. GREAT sense of humor
2. Nice smile
3. Passionate interests
4. Intelligent
5. Great conversationist
6. Good listener
7. Loves everything about me
8. Ok, have to throw a shallow one in...Great Booty! :p

At 8:18 AM, February 01, 2006, Blogger cherish said...

Great Post Mr. Undr.

1. Great sense of humor
2. Inviting eyes
3. "Come smile with me" Smile
4. Intelligent
5. I can trust and who trusts me
6. Does not like the computer (I do not want to share)
7. Common Interests
8. Who loves me unconditionally

OH wait that is why I married my first husband...

I always tell my husband when I get married again I am marrying for MONEY! I already did the married for love thing!

Second Husband:

I hope you are feeling better! Leaves feel better hugss and kissesss

At 11:54 AM, February 01, 2006, Blogger Gareth said...

Hi Undr! Sorry, I stepped out for a while, but I'm back now. Wow loads to catch up with on your bloggy. Where to start, where to start??? Ok well I guess I already made a start with these sentences so I'll go away now, think about the meaning of life and then knock on your door again. And dude if you dont answer that damn door the next time I may not be responsible for what happens to it!

At 1:37 PM, February 01, 2006, Blogger ramblin' girl said...

my 8 have been reduced to 1... (for right now)... someone who won't freak out after he kisses me...

At 12:36 PM, February 02, 2006, Blogger Carissa said...

My eight is:

1. Same sense of humor as me (warped)
2. Has to be on the dorky side
3. Telling eyes.
4. Loves books/movies/music.
5. Has something he's really passionate about.
6. Ambition.
7. Is not smaller than me. (It's not that I'm big, it's just that little guys make me feel like a giant or something.)
8. Has the name Undr!


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