Friday, March 24, 2006

Undr's Advice O' the Day

Dear Undies:

When at a Funeral, do not, I repeat, do not start a conversation with the question: "Do you know what I like about dirty monkey love?"

Everyone will turn and gasp in unison.

I'm just saying is all.


Love,

Undr(I'm like Dear Abby but with a pee-pee)

PS Do you have any advice for me? Let me know. I need all the help I can get! Love ya, mean it!

8 Comments:

At 8:04 AM, March 24, 2006, Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Never ever esp. if your female go in auto parts store and say you need brass nuts cause the old perverts in there crack up and say what size honey!! :)
smoooches, mucho luvo Lindy-Lin

 
At 9:42 AM, March 24, 2006, Blogger Lori said...

Never stand in line at the deli counter at walmart and ask to sample every flavor of ham there is, I didnt do that the lady in front of me did.

 
At 2:53 PM, March 24, 2006, Blogger grody jo-dee said...

don't ever tell your hubby while standing in line at costco that you're all hopped up on dayquil and coke (i meant coca-cola) because you get really weird looks from the cashiers.

 
At 6:07 PM, March 24, 2006, Blogger cherish said...

No advice whatsoever You are just perfect that way you are!

 
At 10:55 AM, March 25, 2006, Blogger Shannon said...

Here is my advice.... next time you go away and come back, and DON'T stop by my blog to let me know you are back, you will get an azz kicking!! (Did that sound stern enough??) lol...

Welcome back.. meanie pants!! =P

 
At 2:14 PM, March 25, 2006, Blogger Terri said...

Floss.

 
At 3:51 PM, March 26, 2006, Blogger notjoecheese said...

Never fall in love with a bear... if you can help it.

Also, I advise you to check out my blog in early April as there will be a sneak peak of my return to the blogosphere.

 
At 5:39 AM, March 28, 2006, Blogger Skvid said...

Don’t try tying your shoes when you’ve got melted marshmallow on your fingers.

 

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