Thursday, April 13, 2006

stuff about me

Dear Undies,

I have received thousands of emails requesting more info about yours truly. Actually, it was one email and it was titled "Makin' out with Jellyfish." I didn't read it honest.

Anyways, here's more stuff that may of may not be true about me. Read on. I suggest bringing a light snack, it's a doozy.


1. First name? Undr
2. Were you named after anyone? NO
3. Do you wish on stars? NO
4. When did you last cry? YESTERDAY
5. Do you like your handwriting? HeLl nO
6. What is your favorite lunch meat? Filet Mignon Slices
7. What is your birthday? 7/12/75
8.What is your most embarrassing moment? The time my CPR dummy died in my arms. It was bittersweet.
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Yes, but I'd watch me veeeery closely. I look suspicious.
10. Do you have a diary? No it's a Manly book of thoughts and drawings of flowers.
11. What are your nicknames? Undie, Undie stain, Underoo, Undrini bini and Margaret Thatcher.
12. Would you bungee jump? Nah!
13. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nope. I rip em off cuz I'm a rebel that way...oh yeah and they're velcro.
14. Do you think that you are strong? a little.
15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?Coffee oh yeah and cocaine.
16. Shoe Size? 9
17. Red or Pink? RED
18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? My existence.
19. Who do you miss most? You.
20. Do you want everyone you read this and do one themselves? I ain't the boss of them.
21. What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now? Blue jeans and bare foot.
22. What are you listening to right now? The evil voices in my head. They all sound like Michael Bolton and Richard Simmons.
23. What was the last thing you ate? Tofu Chili
24. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Black
25. What is the weather like right now? Chilly Willy.
26. Last person you talked to on the phone? Boseephus
27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes
28. Do you like the person who sent this to you? If I could only remember. I think her name was Stinky.
29. Favorite Drink? Water
30. Favorite Sport? Baseball
31. Hair Color? Black
32. Eye Color? Brown
33. Do you wear contacts? Yes they're made out of glass they're so thick.
34. Favorite Food? Diet.
35. Last Movie You Watched? Chicken Little.
36. Favorite Day Of The Year? None.
37. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? Happy movies Scary endings.
38. Summer or winter? WINTER
39. Hugs OR Kisses? BOTH
40. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? Rice Cake surprise.
41. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? Huh?
42. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? I don't know.
43. Living Arrangements? Basement.
44. What books are you reading? None.
45. What's On Your Mouse Pad? Nuthin.
46. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? Nuthin
47. Favorite Smells? Sunshine
48. Favorite Sounds? laughter
49. Rolling Stones or Beatles? Beatles.
50. What's the furthest you've been from home? Spain
51. Do you have a special talent? YES underarm noises.
52. If you could travel anywhere, without finances being an issue, wherewould you go? Canada and then maybe Iowa.
53. How long has it been since you last saw the person that sent this to you? They haunt me constantly.
54. Would you like to see them soon? Why not.
55. If you could be someone for one day who would you be? Adriana Lima's wash rag.
56. If you won the lottery what would you spend it on? Hungy Children and traveling.
57. What is the longest friendship you have? My imaginary friend Binky. He tells me to burn stuff.
58. If you could live anywhere in the world where would you live? New York, again
59. What is the one thing in your life that you would change? the size of my peni... um my hair.

wow that was too long.



PS Love ya, mean it!


At 8:58 AM, April 13, 2006, Blogger Lori said...

Always a pleasure to get to know you better unroo, hey pass me some of that lunch meat and ice cream they sound great.

At 10:20 AM, April 13, 2006, Blogger Gareth said...

So what is wrong with your hair? Is it pink with yellow highlights like mine? :D

At 2:31 PM, April 13, 2006, Blogger grody jo-dee said...

as ms. lima's washcloth, you're probably seeing more action than her boyfriend (or so she says).

At 7:10 PM, April 13, 2006, Blogger anika said...

Have you seen the happy movie about the family going to the park? In the end a clown comes and kills them all -- it's scary. You'd like it.

At 8:58 PM, April 13, 2006, Blogger cherish said...

You are sooooo funny, I love your clever sense of humor!!! Are you really born in 1975?? Gesshh I feel ancient!

At 1:19 PM, April 14, 2006, Blogger boo said...

can't believe i read all that. harder to believe u like spam.

At 3:08 PM, April 14, 2006, Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Basements are cold dark damp and creepy that you my friend are not.
great list. :)

At 11:57 PM, April 14, 2006, Blogger gunngirl said...

LOL at # 59

We were pretty much on the road to soul mates until you picked Beatles over The Stones. I like the Beatles, but...gotta go with The Stones.

But love you anyway Undr. :)

At 12:33 AM, April 15, 2006, Blogger Skvid said...

Why is it always the people with innocent sounding names like Binky that turn out to be pyromaniacs?

At 4:28 PM, April 15, 2006, Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Happy Easter!
chocolate bunny smooches :)

At 12:33 AM, April 16, 2006, Blogger boo said...

happy easter groovy undr

At 1:57 PM, April 16, 2006, Blogger notjoecheese said...

Finally, all the questions I was afraid to ask answered in one fell swoop. Well... except the one about chunky or smooth peanut butter, but I guess that is a little personal.

At 7:45 PM, April 16, 2006, Blogger samirah said...

well that was fun and informative. happy easter/pesach!

At 12:06 AM, April 17, 2006, Blogger grody jo-dee said...

happy Easter! springtime in georgia is the only thing i miss about that state. all those azaleas...


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